Worlds funniest and weird pick up lines
1. Did you clean your pants with Windex? Because I can practically see myself in them
2. I play the field
and it looks like I just hit a home run with you!
3. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
4. Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
5. Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
6. Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
7. Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
8. You must play the trumpet, because you sure made me horny!
9. I'm good at math. U+I equals 69
10. Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass!
11. Damn! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, because you are a firecracker!
12. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
13. Your name must be Mickey because youre so fine!
14. Mars? This is the advanced recon unit. Good news, I've found a couple of foxes.
15. I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!
16. Hey, do you work at subway? Cus you just gave me a footlonger.
17. Hey baby, if I flip this quarter what are my chances of getting head?
18. please miss can you just give me a quckie i'm 45 and haven't had sex yet, please i beg of you.
19. Nice shoes, wanna fuck
20. Hi, I'm conducting a poll on oral sex. Would you like to see my pole?
21. is that a mirror in your pocket cuz i can see myself in your pants
22. You're so fine, I bet you'd slip through a colander
23. Amazing Grace come sit on my face, don't make me cry I need your pie.
24. I'm crazy for your lips. The lips between your hips.
25. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
26. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
27. Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?
28. Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?
29. Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I like Spaghetti, Let's go fuck!
30. I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
31. hey baby i can sex in five languages...wanna learn French
32. did you wet your pants or are you just happy to see me
33. *licks finger and puts on her shirt* lets get those wet cloths off you *suggestive wink*
34. *go upto a girl(or guy if ur gay)*
"do you work for NASA"
"i needed help with this rocket in my pocket....it's about to explode"
35. Hi, my name's Tom. You know, from Tom, Dick and Harry. Harry, Dick and Tom? Tom's hairy dick?
And the last one, a good one too: 36. Excuse me, but I DO think it's about time we met....